Thoughts From The Dentist's Chair

Perhaps God/dess wasn't awake enough when He/She/It created the universe. Hot caffinated beverages had not been invented yet. Perhaps that's why things are as screwy as they are. If I were God there's a lot of things that would be different. Like what, I hear you clamor? Ah well, since you insist:

• Teeth would NOT have NERVES in them (replay title link)


• You should only remember what you wnat to remember


• Any white person attempting to rap should spontaneously combust.


• Male nipples would be pockets you can hide headache medicine in--or at least do SOMETHING, dammit


• Coerce Peter Gabriel into making more albums. He's in the second photo in this post. Come to think of it, I'd make posting Blogger pictures easier, too


• Oh, yeah...probably that world peace thing...