Friday, June 09, 2006

Wanted: Satan

Well, now that Zarwhatshisface is dead, we need to find someone else to unite us all in hate. Learn how to hate correctly, as Bobcat Goldwaithe said. Think of it: Global Peace Thru Hate! Now we just need someone that all peoples can agree to hate, and it'll be a small world after all. May I put forth some suggestions?


High Priest Azariah Carrington said...

There is no question in my mind that the Geico Gekko is the true embodiment of all evil. There is a Jack Chick comic strip with Adam, Eve, and the Serpent and I'll be damned (figuratively speaking)if the Serpent doesn't look just like the Geico Gekko. I have thought for some time that Gecko was demonic. BTW, I love your blog!

rraven said...

If you look closely at the Geico Geko's head, I swear you can see 666 in his scales.

There are Jack Chick parody strips here and there on the web. Gotta see if they're all in one place!

Love your blog, too. Om, Squat!