Apparantly, the world is ending tomorrow (6/6/06) because those promoting the movie The Omen say so. People are buying it. Quite frankly, I'd love the world to end tomorrow--it saves me the trouble of trying to find a job. Of course, the Mark of the Beast is "666", not "6/6/06". Close enough, say the paranoid.
I tell you right now, the son of Satan is alive and disgustingly well in England, and has been so for over fifty years. Is it any coincidence that in the years he's been alive there has been AIDS, killer bees and pay toilets? I think not! He's my ex. Don't be fooled by the lack of a 666 mark on his head. He had it changed to look like 665.
A happier subject tomorrow...providing there IS one.