Thursday, March 16, 2006

The Best Advice

Man, there is nothing like being a 36 year old living with Mom to get unsolicited advice flung your way. From Mom, Mom's friends, Mom's shrink, the shrink's friends, what have you. One of the really ethical Rules of the World in Satanism is that Satanists "do not give opinions or advice unless asked". I'm not entirely sure what a Satanist would give me as career advice, but I'm not about to ask.

All that being said, I actually got one brilliant nugget not from a college professor or pastor, but from my little ol' Dad. One day when I was about 8 or nine doing homework, he told me in a very serious voice:

"Never tee off in a tiled bathroom."

And he were right, by gum.

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