How do you pick a God? And don't give me this crap about the God picking you, 'cause I'm one of those people who wouldn't hesitate to tell any kind of Diety where to stick it. So, question again: How do you pick a God? Simple--you hire the One (or More) that best fulfills your needs.
I've been using this time of unemployment not only to look for a job (duh) but learn some html and look for a patron Diety. Here's the job listing (I guess it would be under Hot Jobs in Heaven):
Immediate full-time opening in Philly area woman.
Must have Own transportation.
Exp. helpful, but will train the right applicant
I'll let you know how it goes. So far, no applications have arrived yet.