New Hymns

We need a new hymn. One that does what it should. One that doesn't make you feel too bad--one that doesn't make you feel too good. Hymns for everyone, especially for readers of this blog. So here we go:

• All God's Critters Got A Place In The Choir. So you've no excuse not to sing, dammit.


• Oh Lord It's Hard To Be Humble. Because God needs a wake up call.


• Mercedes Benz". "cause really, that's what church is all about.


• God's Song. God, I'd love to hear my old church belt this one out.


• Dear God. Let's not exclude the atheists. God love ya!


• Red Rain. Hell, I don't know what it's about, either, so perhaps it's hymn in code.